Archive - Climate Town

Dividend, Baby, Dividend | U.S. Oil & Gas Companies

Declaring a national share buyback emergency.

Mar 12 •

December 2024

Use It or Lose It | Free Returns

DON'T SEND IT BACK! WE DON'T WANT IT! JUST KEEP IT!!!

Dec 18, 2024 •

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Rollie Williams

October 2024

RIGHT ON! | The Heritage Foundation, Project 2025, & U.S. Presidential Elections

Again, let's make America great again, again. One more time, again. Sure, it was great again, but then we also made it great again. But it could still…

Oct 17, 2024 •

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Rollie Williams

August 2024

Got Water? | Western U.S. Water & Animal Ag

"When water's what you need, water's all that'll do." Now that's a good quote. Really nice.

Aug 21, 2024 •

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Rollie Williams

June 2024

Our Shirts Are Garbage | Merch & Fast Fashion

Ah yes: a brand new newsletter from Climate Town. Refreshing. If only I could figure out how to read it. Then I'd even know what it says inside the…

Jun 6, 2024 •

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Rollie Williams

April 2024

A Bridge to Nowhere | U.S. Natural Gas & LNG

Bridges? Yeah I can think of some bridges. Of course, there's the Golden Gate... yeah. There's the Golden Gate and then... hmmmm... I guess…

Apr 3, 2024 •

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Rollie Williams

March 2024

Psych! | 2024 Super Bowl Car Ads

Car companies are here to save us- psych! That's right: "psych" is back. And it's about to make your conversations really frustrating again. You'll wish…

Mar 13, 2024 •

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Rollie Williams

January 2024

Oil Uplift is Back on the Menu | The Saudi Oil Demand Sustainability Program

Oil uplift? That really doesn't sound good. But wait is that Sting on the cover art? Okay well at least that's nice.

Jan 31, 2024 •

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Rollie Williams

December 2023

Just Do It | COP28

Just do what? It doesn't say what the "it" is. I guess it's just another really confusing title. And they don't give any instructions on how to figure…

Dec 18, 2023 •

Rollie Williams

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November 2023

Don't Take the Deal | Chicago Parking Meters

But which deal are the good folks at Climate Town talking about? How will I ever find out? Oh no. Don't take WHICH deal???

Nov 2, 2023 •

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Rollie Williams

September 2023

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