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Dividend, Baby, Dividend | U.S. Oil & Gas Companies
Declaring a national share buyback emergency.
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Matt Nelsen
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RIGHT ON! | The Heritage Foundation, Project 2025, & U.S. Presidential Elections
Again, let's make America great again, again. One more time, again. Sure, it was great again, but then we also made it great again. But it could still…
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Matt Nelsen
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Rollie Williams
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Psych! | 2024 Super Bowl Car Ads
Car companies are here to save us- psych! That's right: "psych" is back. And it's about to make your conversations really frustrating again. You'll wish…
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Matt Nelsen
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Rollie Williams
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Train Daddy vs. Sexual Harassment Cuomo
One of them love trains with all his heart. The other one probably doesn't like that his nickname comes from a DOJ report that found he sexually…
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Matt Nelsen
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Rollie Williams
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Use It or Lose It | Free Returns
DON'T SEND IT BACK! WE DON'T WANT IT! JUST KEEP IT!!!
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Matt Nelsen
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Rollie Williams
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Got Water? | Western U.S. Water & Animal Ag
"When water's what you need, water's all that'll do." Now that's a good quote. Really nice.
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Matt Nelsen
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Rollie Williams
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A Bridge to Nowhere | U.S. Natural Gas & LNG
Bridges? Yeah I can think of some bridges. Of course, there's the Golden Gate... yeah. There's the Golden Gate and then... hmmmm... I guess…
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Matt Nelsen
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Rollie Williams
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Our Shirts Are Garbage | Merch & Fast Fashion
Ah yes: a brand new newsletter from Climate Town. Refreshing. If only I could figure out how to read it. Then I'd even know what it says inside the…
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Matt Nelsen
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Rollie Williams
Oil Uplift is Back on the Menu | The Saudi Oil Demand Sustainability Program
Oil uplift? That really doesn't sound good. But wait is that Sting on the cover art? Okay well at least that's nice.
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Matt Nelsen
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Rollie Williams
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Back to Schools | U.S. Miseducation
Another newsletter already? But what does it say? How will I ever know???
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Rollie Williams
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Matt Nelsen
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Just Do It | COP28
Just do what? It doesn't say what the "it" is. I guess it's just another really confusing title. And they don't give any instructions on how to figure…
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Rollie Williams
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Matt Nelsen
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Don't Take the Deal | Chicago Parking Meters
But which deal are the good folks at Climate Town talking about? How will I ever find out? Oh no. Don't take WHICH deal???
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Matt Nelsen
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Rollie Williams
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